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Tha name's smoothie, LSDsmoothie.
Old: I'm 20 years of age, which means: By the end of July, I'll have myself a premium seat
@ 'City Lights' AND a beer in muh hand.
New: I'm 22, now. I did, indeed, go get drunk on my 21st (which cost me $98.72 for the first bar's tab alone) with the help of my friends Spapal and Jeff. That was the last time I got drunk. My life's alot more lame, now.
Old: As far as looks go, I'm so white, 5 min. in the sun means an instant melanoma.
New: Spent all of this past summer painting apartments in 100+ degree heat. 10 hours a day. Not so melanin-challenged, anymore.
Old: I don't do much 'sides play Delta Force 2, Tribes 2, Counter-Strike, Unreal Tournament, and any other new game I can get my hands on.
New: Still playing Counter-Strike. That's about it for computer gaming. I definitely enjoy Gran Turismo 3, Smash Brothers: Melee, and Grand Theft Auto: Vice City on the consoles. Also, eagerly awaiting the release of GT4.
Old: When I'm not doin' that crap, I'm breaking my PC - under the misguided notion that I might, actually, be able to fix it.
New: Still doing the same thing. Just a bit less often and, on occasion, I do the same for other people as well.
Old: Also, if I get enough sugar, caffeine, or time even, I'm likely to be found at the local arcade playing one of the games in the 'Dance Dance Revolution' series. (level 8-9 is it, for me)
New: I'm too f_cking old for that sh_t! *takes a nap*
 Instead of putting some gut-wrenching pic. of my Irish ass, I thought I'd put a little poon-tang up for y'all.
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